He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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