Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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