i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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