All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
NoShamevember. You game?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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