There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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