that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Randomize
