Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize