Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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