no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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