i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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