I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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