lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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