oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i think i have herpe
just one?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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