I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think I am morally bankrupt
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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