I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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