wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
