We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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