You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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