Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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