My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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