Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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