found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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