Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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