I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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