just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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