I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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