somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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