I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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