I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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