I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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