sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Two words: blizzard sex
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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