I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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