If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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