the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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