yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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