Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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