susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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