I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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