Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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