Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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