Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
