weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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