Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
