Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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