I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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