Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
handjob tips. give me some.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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