I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
operation harelip BJ is a go
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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