Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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