wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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