At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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