Small penises have feelings too.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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