so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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