Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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