just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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